higher echelon
Westwood Kid. I'm like nothing you have ever experienced before. There's lots of gadget stuff, photos of pretty girls, cool clothes, cars, you know Guy Stuff... I have only one speed... bulldozer. This is where I stop to show off some flowers.
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Enjoy.
let’s do this right, even if there’s no such thing as wrong.
I thought the whole point of hating everyone was to lower the chance of jealous assholes talking crap about you. Turns out there’s always a rat.
(via astralblur)
(via rachell)
This is what I call parenting, a lesson that is not taught enough is, be prepared to take what you can dish out.
I just want to start over, I’m not saying do things better… I mean do them worse.
(via electrick00laid)
With all these animals dropping dead I thought I would share a chart with useful wildlife information.
(via poobah)
Enjoy me from there, any closer and it gets really tricky.
JACK: What if I can’t be the husband, or the father, that I want to be? What if I asked her because I saved her life? Should I marry her, dad?
CHRISTIAN SHEPHARD: Commitment is what makes you tick, Jack. The problem is you’re just not good at letting go.
(LOST 1x20 - Do not harm)
I saw a girl watching LOST on the iPhone on the train and I was sooooooo tempted to just tell her to give it up. You don’t have to be stuck on the island with them, you can play Angry Birds instead.
Being a liar sucks!! You have to remember all the intricacies of every little detail… My advice to people about lying is admit when you get caught. The truth works so much easier, you just regurgitate experiences and feelings instead of being the architect of this elaborate alternate dimension where you either did or felt imaginary things. It’s a rough world, why make another one with different facts that don’t always play well with reality?
This is why, thrill, envy, lust, greed… you get it. Confidence is the key in delivering a good lie also the most ancient rule of dooping one’s self is K.I.S.S.
Keep it simple, Stupid.
Meaning take the real world and adjust the truth rather than concocting one of your own. All of those details that you design have flaws no matter what, because they’re not true. So don’t include unless asked. Say ‘No’ once? twice? I’m not sure on the official rule from the thieves’ guild but it maybe two.
