Difficult takes a day; impossible takes a week. 25/m/Miami a.k.a. edwarrior, eddy Money, EZ Brickell Bankin’ - Hockey Hustling Westwood Kid. I’m like nothing you have ever experienced before. There’s lots of gadget stuff, photos of pretty girls, cool cloths, cars, you know Guy Stuff… I have only one speed… asshole. This is where I stop to show off some flowers. Enjoy.Tumblr (3.0; @zalpz)http://zalpz.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz6pltAmUP1qz8qzbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>@geekswithswag <a target="_blank" href="http://geekwithswag.tumblr.com/post/443780398/fuckyeah007-lewiswinkle-aston-martin">that’s</a> not a dream car…  this is a dream car.</p> <p>1957 Jaguar Roadster</p>http://zalpz.com/post/443787264http://zalpz.com/post/443787264Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:46:41 -0500carsJaguardesignclassic<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz68qvlw3r1qz8qzbo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Cape Cod has a new banging flavor, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.capecodchips.com/products/chips.aspx#">Five Cheese</a>, I had a try at these chips this week and wow they are phenomenal.  These are a definite purchase for Coachella.</p> <p>A unique blend of five premium cheeses including Cheddar, Swiss, Monterey Jack, Parmesan and Mozzarella. A fresh distinctive flavor that is the perfect complement to our crunchy kettle-cooked potato chips.</p>http://zalpz.com/post/443319537http://zalpz.com/post/443319537Fri, 12 Mar 2010 08:45:07 -0500foodCoachellareviews<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz52sqEidH1qzgcpyo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>I need to watch more Kung Fu flicks.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://lovesongforlucifer.tumblr.com/post/443216770/krampussymaybe-via-tamburina">lovesongforlucifer</a>)</p>http://zalpz.com/post/443302109http://zalpz.com/post/443302109Fri, 12 Mar 2010 08:30:23 -0500moviesartblood<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz5csgj2Lx1qz8qzbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Word for thought.</p>http://zalpz.com/post/442356884http://zalpz.com/post/442356884Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:12:16 -0500word of the dayscience<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz5bznMuiX1qz8qzbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Kim Kardashian has some bikini pics coming out in FHM, like how do they not have her in every issue?</p>http://zalpz.com/post/442322566http://zalpz.com/post/442322566Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:55:22 -0500modelsbikinimagazine cover<object width="400" height="333" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_dbf36dedb1"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=dbf36dedb1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed width="400" height="333" flashvars="key=dbf36dedb1" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_dbf36dedb1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a target="_blank" href="http://chatroulette.com/">Chatroulette</a> is becoming insanely popular and with the addition of reporting real men from committing this act on camera is helping make it a safer place.  </p>http://zalpz.com/post/442290060http://zalpz.com/post/442290060Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:38:54 -0500chatroulettebad advicevideos<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz5aahOB2R1qz8qzbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Who else had a tree that was more fun than their father?  Shirt from <a target="_blank" href="http://www.threadless.com/product/1684/Father_Grows_Best">Threadless</a>.</p>http://zalpz.com/post/442251148http://zalpz.com/post/442251148Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:18:34 -0500childrenlifeartmoney<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz4z9xSX1M1qz8ongo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Looks like the next <a target="_blank" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ja_Rule">Ja Rule</a> to me.</p> <p><a href="http://productivitydecreaser.tumblr.com/post/441818351/it-turns-out-that-mega-hyped-rapper-drake">productivitydecreaser</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>It turns out that mega-hyped rapper Drake (pictured looking like a toolbag above) is from Canada, was on Degrassi for 8 years and his first name is Aubrey.</p> <p>That might be the least gangster upbringing of all time.</p> </blockquote>http://zalpz.com/post/442247308http://zalpz.com/post/442247308Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:16:40 -0500music<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz0kdhk6JQ1qzzjy9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Wow, I’d love to get a large print of this in my room.</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><em>Constitution Luxury Class</em> by <a href="http://mattwileyart.deviantart.com/art/Constitution-Luxury-Class-143315757">mattwileyart on deviantART</a></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://zalpz.com/post/442205996http://zalpz.com/post/442205996Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:55:14 -0500artncc-1701Star Trek<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz4vkxgcSC1qz80pso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Team Coco for Life.</p>http://zalpz.com/post/441700772http://zalpz.com/post/441700772Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:05:15 -0500tvTeam Coco<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz4iwatp8x1qz8qzbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mykita sunglasses is coming out with some crazy concept shades, the designer of these cutting-edge frames is Frenchman Romain Kremer.  They are called “Yuri Sunglasses” named after the first human in space, Yuri Gagarin, the design is based off the idea of proctecting the third eye and brain from solar whatever-you-want-to-call-it.  If you want to look like Gaga in these specs they will cost you in the ballpark of 575 Euros.</p>http://zalpz.com/post/441321812http://zalpz.com/post/441321812Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:26:34 -0500fashiondesignsunglasseslady gagaspace<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy60vFpDg1qzvmcko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://productivitydecreaser.tumblr.com/">Carlos’</a> Bachelor Party is just over the horizon, I don’t think sex will be occuring in our limo…  at least I hope not we’re a bunch of dudes.  But we are venturing to places where sex has a ticket price, and love is only a word that poets use.</p>http://zalpz.com/post/441205504http://zalpz.com/post/441205504Thu, 11 Mar 2010 08:55:09 -0500tvkeep calmsexy<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kydepugTSJ1qzg4y8o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Anything that kills Canadians is ok with me…  USA! USA! USA!</p>http://zalpz.com/post/441205262http://zalpz.com/post/441205262Thu, 11 Mar 2010 08:54:55 -0500USAdrugs<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1kyoEiF81qzo0vqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>She wants it, but she’s got a funny way of showing it.</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.designaside.com/4306/portfolio/ben-newman-nsfw">Designaside » Ben Newman (NSFW)</a></p> </blockquote>http://zalpz.com/post/441194843http://zalpz.com/post/441194843Thu, 11 Mar 2010 08:46:17 -0500artcartoonanimals<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1u1pS7xF1qz8qzbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Anna Nicole Smith a wonder of a babe in her prime.</p>http://zalpz.com/post/439025577http://zalpz.com/post/439025577Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:10:50 -0500NSFWplayboysexy<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz2kg6Hejt1qz8qzbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sick of the cold weather?  Why not slice open a tauntaun and crawl all up inside it’s guts?  Too messy, then you should wait for Addidas to release the lastest in their Star Wars line. </p>http://zalpz.com/post/439018065http://zalpz.com/post/439018065Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:04:54 -0500fashionshoesdesignStar Wars<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz2k1ghVdd1qz8qzbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>British artist D*Face placed two large Oscar Statues in LA at Mels Drive-In (seen here) as well as Runyon Canyon.  The words “Beauty is Skin” are engraved on the statues as a reminder that Hollywood is full of truely ugly people.</p>http://zalpz.com/post/439006029http://zalpz.com/post/439006029Wed, 10 Mar 2010 08:56:04 -0500OscarsartLos Angeles<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz2jb68tUC1qz8qzbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Artist Julia Chiang from Brooklyn, has a bit of a sweet tooth in her art sense using ring pops as pixels to create these <a target="_blank" href="http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fubiz.net%2F2010%2F03%2F08%2Fring-pop-art%2F">typographic pieces</a>.  This was an installation at Art Basel in Miami, the lollipops were meant to melt in the heat as part of the presentation.</p>http://zalpz.com/post/438986976http://zalpz.com/post/438986976Wed, 10 Mar 2010 08:40:00 -0500artfoodMiamidesign<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz2htnY6wG1qa8mkco1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>I’m pretty good with computers…</p> <blockquote> <p>By the artist of <a href="http://www.nedroid.com">Nedroid</a>. Original post <a href="http://twitpic.com/17nlpk">here</a>.</p> </blockquote>http://zalpz.com/post/438979069http://zalpz.com/post/438979069Wed, 10 Mar 2010 08:33:47 -0500tvLOSTcartoon<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1tqy6jOu1qz8qzbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Oh <a target="_blank" href="http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/onlineProductDisplay.vs?namespace=productDisplay&origin=CatViewLink.jsp&event=CatViewLink&prnbr=FK-249463&cgname=OSCATNAVZZZ&cvpage=p20p21&page_nbr=21&page_key=C">Ms. Kroes</a>, you take the cake in Spring Fashion 2010.</p>http://zalpz.com/post/438288921http://zalpz.com/post/438288921Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:34:47 -0500doutzen kroesvictoria secretfashionmodellingerie