Difficult takes a day; impossible takes a week. 25/m/Miami a.k.a. edwarrior, eddy Money, EZ Brickell Bankin’ - Hockey Hustling Westwood Kid. I’m like nothing you have ever experienced before. There’s lots of gadget stuff, photos of pretty girls, cool cloths, cars, you know Guy Stuff… I have only one speed… asshole. This is where I stop to show off some flowers. Enjoy.Tumblr (3.0; @zalpz)http://zalpz.com/<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1tqy6jOu1qz8qzbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Oh <a target="_blank" href="http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/onlineProductDisplay.vs?namespace=productDisplay&origin=CatViewLink.jsp&event=CatViewLink&prnbr=FK-249463&cgname=OSCATNAVZZZ&cvpage=p20p21&page_nbr=21&page_key=C">Ms. Kroes</a>, you take the cake in Spring Fashion 2010.</p>http://zalpz.com/post/438288921http://zalpz.com/post/438288921Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:34:47 -0500doutzen kroesvictoria secretfashionmodellingerie<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1q3mX2PC1qaw87mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I don’t care how you got that French girl to Los Angeles but I’m glad you did.</p> <p>BTW… she’s dating Jeff Goldblum IRL.  <b>W - T - F</b></p>http://zalpz.com/post/438263074http://zalpz.com/post/438263074Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:21:00 -0500LOSTtvmodels<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1t7ad3fz1qz8qzbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a target="_blank" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Ubisoft_games">Ubisoft</a> is doing some screwed up new methods of anti-piracy and they are being attacked for it.  I’ve never been a fan of their games like the Tom Clancy Series, Silent Hill games, and Prince of Persia, so this doesn’t effect me at all.  Even more this is for people still somehow playing games on their computers rather than a console.</p> <p>The bottom line is you have to be connected to the internet for the entire use of the software.  If at anytime you are disconnected you loose the option to save and are sometimes escorted out of the game.  So pirates took to their Login servers with a DOS attack leaving 5% of people playing Assassin’s Creed 2 & Silent Hill 5 on their home PC’s.</p> <p>It’s fucked up on Ubisoft’s part to get so radical with their DRM, when you impose crap like this it only makes people that are going to buy the game anyways…  not want to buy it anymore.  The fucking pirates don’t loose sweat over not playing your games, it’s the people that pay up and have a bad gaming experience because you wanted to seem more secure.</p>http://zalpz.com/post/438252317http://zalpz.com/post/438252317Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:16:21 -0500techmedianewsvideo games<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1s49wbD11qz8qzbo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a target="_blank" href="http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/onlineProductDisplay.vs?namespace=productDisplay&origin=CatViewLink.jsp&event=CatViewLink&prnbr=FK-251362&cgname=OSCATNAVZZZ&cvpage=p70p71&page_nbr=70&page_key=B">Behati</a> in the last Spring Fashion 2010 catalogue.</p>http://zalpz.com/post/438204054http://zalpz.com/post/438204054Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:52:00 -0500Behati PrinslooVictoria Secretfashionmodel<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyzo2hUQ1O1qarddao1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Bob omb’s beat is gonna blow your mind.</p>http://zalpz.com/post/436887603http://zalpz.com/post/436887603Tue, 09 Mar 2010 09:25:46 -0500artvideo gamesfashiondesignMario Bros.<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz0qkpk4n61qz8qzbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Too much time on the couch doing nothing but going through the motions.</p>http://zalpz.com/post/436882793http://zalpz.com/post/436882793Tue, 09 Mar 2010 09:21:00 -0500artlife<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz0o062ygI1qaal2oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This would make for a nice faux outlook. </p> <blockquote> <p><b>jack vettriano</b></p> <p><i>click through for site.</i></p> </blockquote>http://zalpz.com/post/436880208http://zalpz.com/post/436880208Tue, 09 Mar 2010 09:19:00 -0500artlife<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz0pwvezuU1qz8qzbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Motorola Devour will be coming at you with less press than the Droid but with more clout.  It has a much wider more comfortable QWERTY keyboard, 8 GB of memory built in with a microSD slot for expansion.  The Devour is now available at Best Buy for $100, this price change also moved the, now antiquated, Droid to $100 too.  Don’t get too excited it’s CDMA, so no T-Mobile or AT&T, AND if you purchase it through Verizon you are looking at a $150 price tag, that comes with a $100 rebate. </p> <p>When is AT&T getting a cool Android phone?</p>http://zalpz.com/post/436865457http://zalpz.com/post/436865457Tue, 09 Mar 2010 09:07:43 -0500technologymobilemoneyandroidgadget<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz0phaYTq11qz8qzbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>T.I.’s clothing brand Akoo is coming under fire in Newark for displaying this provocative advertisement.  Eva Mendes’ Calvin Klein ads came under similar criticisim in New York but she was <a target="_blank" href="http://zalpz.com/post/347422367/these-calvin-klein-ads-featuring-eva-mendes-have">topless and laying on top of a man</a>.  This is bearly sexy, but anyways it’s not worth it to fight the people for an advertisement.  They are supposed to make you money, not your lawyers’. </p>http://zalpz.com/post/436853776http://zalpz.com/post/436853776Tue, 09 Mar 2010 08:58:22 -0500newsadvertisementsT.I.musicsexy<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz0ovuPcG91qz8qzbo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>tastes like motherfucking Ben Gay…</p>http://zalpz.com/post/436838915http://zalpz.com/post/436838915Tue, 09 Mar 2010 08:45:00 -0500foodrantadvertisements<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyyvus9tWa1qz8qzbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I got my hands on one of these <a target="_blank">Find It Games</a>, and might I say it was incredibly addicting.  And seriously there’s no fucking Sunflower in the one I was playing with.</p>http://zalpz.com/post/435153519http://zalpz.com/post/435153519Mon, 08 Mar 2010 15:08:03 -0500gamespersonal<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyzbj3nWWz1qz8qzbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Who is this Victoria Secret model?  She’s got great skin tone, wonderful hair, she just has an aire about her posture that’s absolutely sexy.  No idea what her name is though.</p>http://zalpz.com/post/435153329http://zalpz.com/post/435153329Mon, 08 Mar 2010 15:07:00 -0500Victoria Secretmodels<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyzb64UmYJ1qz8qzbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>New How I Met Your Mother on tonight, I don’t know what time or channel it’s on that’s for my robot to work out… </p>http://zalpz.com/post/435129806http://zalpz.com/post/435129806Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:51:39 -0500HIMYMtvtechnology<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyyuhpnC3U1qz8qzbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I didn’t have a chance to catch the Academy Awards last night, but will watch most of it in FFWD today.  Who looked the best on the Red Carpet?</p>http://zalpz.com/post/434664931http://zalpz.com/post/434664931Mon, 08 Mar 2010 08:51:00 -0500Oscarstvquestions<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://zalpz.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/431981090/tumblr_kywje7FHmY1qz8qzb&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Off of Plastic Beach… “Rhinestone Eyes” by Gorillaz</p>http://zalpz.com/post/431981090http://zalpz.com/post/431981090Sun, 07 Mar 2010 02:56:31 -0500musicmp3<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyq898Rc9J1qasleno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://fuckyeahvsmodelz.tumblr.com/">fuckyeahvsmodelz</a>)</p>http://zalpz.com/post/428846412http://zalpz.com/post/428846412Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:15:00 -0500behati prinsloorunwayvictoria secretfashionangel<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyquadnLzx1qb47moo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://neliaa.tumblr.com/">neliaa</a>)</p>http://zalpz.com/post/428845167http://zalpz.com/post/428845167Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:14:53 -0500behati prinsloolacosterunwayfashion<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky3qu6ic1t1qb47moo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://neliaa.tumblr.com/">neliaa</a>)</p>http://zalpz.com/post/428842815http://zalpz.com/post/428842815Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:13:16 -0500behati prinsloomodels<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky5imkNE6u1qb47moo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://neliaa.tumblr.com/">neliaa</a>)</p>http://zalpz.com/post/428842429http://zalpz.com/post/428842429Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:12:59 -0500behati prinsloomodels<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kye5pvIUFH1qa6omgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://wokietokie.tumblr.com/post/410896616/oh-did-i-forget-to-mention-that-behati-prinsloos">wokietokie</a>)</p>http://zalpz.com/post/428841919http://zalpz.com/post/428841919Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:12:39 -0500behati prinsloomodels