March 2008
kids are son's of bitches'
Bambie: I can’t sit, Mr. Montes. Me: Why? The only excuse I’ll allow are severe hemheroids. Bambie: What’s a hemheroid? Janny: Mr. Montes, did you just call Bambie a hemheroid?! Me: What?! No! I’d never call someone a hemheroid….though that IS a good insult. A little later… Bambie: Mr. Montes, Mick says a hemheroid is on your tuchus. Do you know that word?...
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Want to pee in a laughing clowns mouth? →
Here’s your chance to pee in a mechanical clown that’s mouth moves while you pee in it! I just finished watching Short Circuit… what a long way robots have gone.
