higher echelon

Okay let’s take this scene and break it down…

First James went to a kwik mart and had to decide what to bring Charlotte to make all nice with her to get back in da sack.  It’s later on in the day so fresh flowers are on sale pick up the one with most bang for your buck, which isn’t roses because roses are too closely associated with love.  What next?  maybe chocolates?  a nice warm taquito?  a bottle of wine?  nah dude, a fraking six-pack o’ beer to get the party going right once the flower breaks her disdain for you kicking her ass out in the middle of the night.

I’ve tried apologizing to women and alcohol is a nice touch but a six pack dude?  What was he expecting?  Charlotte to just let him in put the flower in a vase and get cracking on the brewskis?  For being a Con-Artist Sawyer went at this the wrong way.  Should have sent in a merc to soften up the situation first.

Been looking all day for this!  Yeeeaaahh!

What did the five fingers say to the face?

I filled out the Census yesterday and I felt that it wasn’t really personal enough.  I’d like to see more inquisition by our federal government about the people that live in this great nation.  Like, what’s my favorite color, or what’s my favorite episode of Friends?  All I had to reveal was my age, sex, and country of origin, I bet there’s a million 25 year old Nicaraguan men living in the United States.  I just wanted to feel unique… my favorite color is amber (#FFBF00), and “The One Where Eddie Moves In” (S02E17) is my favorite Friends episode. 

What questions would you like to see on next years Census?

An empty parking lot full of colors.  (via mouthwashes)

If I was a robot…  wait a second I am a robot.  Don’t tell the Washing Machine, I’ve been seeing this Slot Machine that’s really noisy in bed.(via zophasaurus)

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, if you see a Leprokhan say, “YEEEAAAHHH!”

GPOYW.

WOAH. 

And you thought the Smart Fortwo was small.  Introducing the latest from Honda the 3R-C, this single riding Akira looking scooter is an example of where the Japanese want to take urban communiting.  Zero emissions with it’s electronic motor moving you through the streets this thing is supposed to be safe, but let someone take a red light and slam into this thing and there’s no chance of survival.

Say hello to the Cabestan Nostromo watch, inspired by the spaceship from Aliens this retro future look is a really in your face design.  Now before the thought of this becoming a must have you might want to double check your bank balance.  The Cabestan Nostromo rolls in just under $150,000 so you might want to do a million things with $100k before buying a singular watch.